Socialist’s Property Laws:
1) If I like it, it’s mine.
2) If it’s in my reach, it’s mine.
3) If I had it once upon a time, it’s mine.
4) If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
5) If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
6) If I saw it in my dream, it’s mine.
7) If it’s valuable, it’s mine.
8) If I can tear it apart, all the pieces are still mine.
9) If I get tired of it, OK, it’s yours.
10) However, if I want it back, it’s mine.
